*** Important **** How to protect your Pc from attack............

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*** Important **** How to protect your Pc from attack............

I had been busy on my PC for about an hour with many windows and applications open all very technical (Well I was playing on FFA server...)

I had made some good progress and managed to fix some issues and was pleased with my results on the work.......(I was top of the score table)

I watched in HORROR as the windows one by one started to close..........(I could not shoot)

A message would pop up "would you like to save" only to watch it disappear before I could save it..........(I had Lag)

It was as if the matrix was closing down before my very eyes Their was nothing I could do......

All was lost but I could not understand why....... (I had been playing at my best)

I looked down in great frustration only to see the cause of the matrix collapse..........

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MY daughter pressing my PC power off button

My First thoughts grrrrrrrrrr but how could I shout

So then I thought this must not happen again Angry ahhhaaaaa

Sellotape and a drawing pin - I would attach the drawing pin to the power off button with sellotape........

BUT I was advised by senior management I was not allowed to do this........ pink sorry

So after much thought PLAN B attack formation Delta was put into effect..........

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YES Years of Blue Peter had paid off.........

Using all my skill's and experience I invented the "PC PROTECTOR MK 1 ALPHA"

Using state of the art composites (peace of plastic cover from a WII controller) and advanced bonding technologies (sellotape)

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But this new invention had to be tested.........

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The attack continues............

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Yes Again The "PC Protector" saved the day..........

Brute force attack...............

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"PC Protector" even saved the PC from a striking blow and foot attack!!

YES Whos the DADDY

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Ahhh defeated I am victorious She must learn the ways of the force...........

Wait a secondary attack.....a Pincer movement an attack on the DVD Drive Oups

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Ahhh the force is strong in this one BUT Daddy wins again "NO CD Patch" Tongue

Now off to bed Cool

This product will soon be available on Ebay for "£29.99 Inc P+P avoid cheap copies and get the "PC Protector" today

Happy shooting - Kill em ALL and kill em again

 

 

Cheers

  Heatsinkbod

&nb

Re: *** Important **** How to protect your Pc from ...

nice one jon ....techno wins out again ...!!!!!!
i am surprised tho ...normally by that age your kids are beating you on mohaa...
she not got her hands on the mouse yet lol.

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haha very nice one Jon Smile

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lol what a story...Tongue